Today's theme is the .sig file. Today's date is November 24th, 1998.
If we were in England, the date would be 24 November 1998. If we were
in Australia, the date would be November 25th. Or possibly November
Today's word is "burgeoning". Verb: to burgeon.
here to skip the fascinating world of the .sig file and keep on
in this train of thought.
here to skip both the fascinating world of the .sig file and the
rest of this train of thought, progressing, with electronic ease, into
Something Completely Different.
Here are some .sig files that I used to use:
The only reason anyone ever joins a band is to get laid. Don't let anyone,
particularly overrated angst-merchants called Crispin, tell you otherwise.
Especially if they've got their trousers round their ankles and they're
asking you to resolve their 'inner conflicts'. -KE
"I could write a miniature bizarre biography of you. It would
be short...and very bizarre." —Mac, talking about me
and just think, boys. today we actually met--we actually
spoke to--THE brian boitano. —the spirit of xmas
"I know! I know one! How did Darth Vader know what Luke
Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents!
There, that was funny. You didn't just laugh to be polite,
did you?" —Colin Greenwood
courage...it couldn't come at a worse time... —the tragically hip
...you saw your life as a series of complicated dance steps... —tindersticks
another night and i thought well well go to another party
and hang myself —blur
Won't you all join with me in shedding a tear for our
nation as we repeat, in unison, "The National Enquirer
is the most popular newspaper in America." —Bill Shein
The speeds change, the nostalgia builds up
Into a fury of neglected life.
Looking back, it all seems very simple.
—Gavin Ewart, "78s"
breathe keep breathing i can't do this alone —radiohead
i felt like i had the attention span of a gnat on speed. -thom
your beauty is a color surround —the verve
The root of the English word heresy is the Ancient Greek word haireios,
The grief that numbs the spirit gluts us quickly. —Homer
you stopped the crowd i cried out to break the spell —radiohead
...and soon the summer is ending, already
the leaves turning, always the sick trees
going first, the dying turning
brilliant yellow, while a few dark birds perform
their curfew of music.
--Louise Glück, "Matins"
it's called flowers wilt, it's called apples rot, it's called
thieves get rich and saints get shot, it's called god don't
answer prayers a lot, okay now you know.
-"Merrily We Roll Along"
A tip for you music-hungry waifs...DON'T buy the soundtrack to the 1969
swedish film "Fanny Hill" featuring the band "Oven" with Frank Stevens
on guitar (formally with popular combo "Good Grief"). It may only cost
$2 but will sound very very awful. Indeed. History has forgotten these
bands for good reasons, most of them musical. —Jonny Greenwood
"That is the way it is in the world—human beings make gods,
and worship their creation." —The Gospel of Philip
there is no significant risk to your health
there is no significant risk to your health
there is no significance see for yourself
On 8/16/98 at 6:18 PM, Officer on patrol reported that a
Port-A-John had been pushed over. The incident occurred
in Lot 15 at the rear of the Armory on the grass area.
No suspects were developed. —Princeton University Department
of Public Safety, Case #981133.
there is no pain you are receding a distant ship's smoke on the horizon
you are only coming through in waves your lips move but i can't hear
what you're saying. —pink floyd
you were doing a story about if people understood what had
happened to their world tonight in bed sleeping —Liz Phair
The ocean sang, the conversation's dimmed —R.E.M
While they were preparing the hemlock, Socrates was learning
a tune on the flute. 'What good will it do you,' they asked, 'to
know this tune before you die?' —Cioran
an ancient sumerian proverb: Arrive Early To Drink More.
in an underground white auditorium there is
a country singalong with tammy wynette. the
audience are all oil sheiks and sultans. they
sing along with beaming faces 'we came up
from behind, from behind'. —karma police
"There is a light within a man of light, and it lights
up the whole world. If he does not shine, he is darkness."
—Jesus, in The Gospel of Thomas
"It's such hard work. All that *thrusting*." --An anonymous friend,
on losing his virginity
"Wow. That was a lot less interesting than I thought it would be."
--Kendra, after losing her virginity to The Artist Generally Known
She will respect a confidence the same way I would.
I mean—you know what I mean. —Linda Tripp, to Monica Lewinsky
this thing is like a black hole or watching "saved by
the bell". you know it hurts you in the long run, and
the intelligent side of you tells you to run and retain
your dignity, but you listen to the side that is secretly
a redneck who smokes marlboro 100's and watches jerry
springer in tight acid washed jeans. —Jay, on the Starr
and true love waits, it haunted all our days... —radiohead
I am not Jesus though I have the same initials. —Jarvis Cocker
Of course you're a worrier. You're a Radiohead fan. —Mark
On Friday, April 24th, I had an epiphany:
It is impossible to be a badass when you have a triple-A sticker
on the back of your Volvo.